Wednesday, January 20, 2010

VIP Palace

Until my new home is ready with a higher wall and a safe room, I'm staying in the VIP Palace Hotel. A reviewer on Trip Advisor said that this hotel is neither a palace nor for VIPs. They must not have had my room.

The charm begins with what I call "The Stairway to Heaven" that leads only to my room for that special VIP feeling. The room's decor is decidedly log cabin-esque with dark log walls, floor and ceiling and is finished off with two 3-foot tall lamps of half-naked women. One is placed by the bed so that the first thing I see in the morning is a wooden boob.

There are also two toilet-brush head birds (real name Grey Crowned Crane) that like to hang out on my stoop. It was a bit disconcerting to open the door the first morning and find them there taking their morning poop.

I do love it though, and wouldn't trade my little mini-log cabin for any other room....except the one in my new house.

1 comment:

  1. The room looks like a cross between Eddie Baurer/LL Bean and garage sale chick!
    The pics are cool, I wonder if Wilma Flintstone used the "toilet bowl brush birds" for that very thing? : )
    You are going to have wonderful stories and memories to share.